If You Can Read This You're Too Close to My Couch Funny Fleece Blanket, Couch Decor Gift | Trinmama
If You Can Read This You're Too Close to My Couch Funny Fleece Blanket | Trinmama
This premium fleece blanket features a vibrant full-color edge-to-edge print, ultra-soft microfiber for comfort and warmth, with 50+ wash durability.
Why Choose This Product
- 100% premium microfiber fleece, ultra-soft
- Full-color edge-to-edge heat transfer print
- Three sizes available
- Lightweight yet warm and breathable
Perfect For
- Home decor and bedroom styling
- Couch and sofa comfort
- Personalized gifts for family and friends
- Anyone who loves cozy evenings
Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes are available?
Three sizes: 101x127cm, 127x152cm, and 152x203cm.
Is the blanket soft and warm?
Yes, premium microfiber fleece. Ultra-soft, lightweight yet warm and breathable.
Will the print fade after washing?
No, heat transfer print lasts 50+ washes without fading, pilling, or cracking.
What is the blanket made of?
100% premium microfiber fleece. Weight: 200-350g. Hypoallergenic.
How do I care for the blanket?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron on print.
Fleece vs. Sherpa: Which Blanket Is Right for You?
| Feature | Our Fleece Blanket | Sherpa Blanket | Cheap Store Throw |
|---|---|---|---|
| Material | 280 GSM premium microfiber fleece, ultra-soft | Fleece front + plush Sherpa lining | Thin 150 GSM polyester |
| Warmth | Lightweight warmth, year-round use | Extra warm, winter cozy | Cool, minimal insulation |
| Print Quality | Heat transfer, vibrant photo-realistic colors | Heat transfer on fleece side | Screen print, may fade |
| Durability | Anti-pilling, 100+ washes | Anti-pilling fleece, durable Sherpa | Pills after 5 washes |
| Personalization | Custom photos, names, dates — full color | Same personalization options | No customization |
| Best For | Everyday use, gifts, home decor, baby blankets | Cold climates, cozy movie nights | One-time use, events |
Blanket Size Guide
| Size | Dimensions | Best For |
|---|---|---|
| Small | 30×40" (76×102cm) | Baby blanket, pet throw, stroller — $14.99 |
| Medium | 50×60" (127×152cm) | Sofa throw, chair cover, travel — $19.99 |
| Large | 60×80" (152×203cm) | Bed blanket, shared warmth, large sofa — $29.99 |
📦 Processing Time
Custom items are printed and prepared within 3-5 business days.
🚚 Standard Shipping
Delivery in 4-12 days from our US warehouse. FREE on orders over $35. Under $35 ships for $5.90.
🌍 International Shipping
Delivery in 10-20 days for items shipped from our China warehouse. Rates calculated at checkout. Customs duties may apply.
↩ Returns & Exchanges
30-day return policy. Free returns & exchanges on all non-customized items. Contact support for custom order issues.
This blanket is my new favorite thing. I use it every night while watching TV. It’s lightweight but keeps me warm, and the print hasn’t faded at all. The size is perfect for one person with a little extra to share.
I’m a blanket snob and this one passes the test. It’s soft without being too hot, and the saying makes me giggle every time I see it. The navy background really makes the white text pop. 10/10.
Ordered this for my friend’s housewarming and she immediately wrapped herself in it. The quality is way better than I expected for a POD item – no loose threads, print is centered, and the fleece is thick. She’s obsessed.
Best impulse buy ever. It’s ridiculously soft and the message is spot on. I’ve washed it twice already and it’s still fluffy. My cat loves it too, which is the highest compliment.
I have a strict no-blanket-stealing rule on my couch, so this was a must-buy. The blanket is super warm and the letters are nice and bold. It’s held up through three washes with no issues. Everyone who sees it cracks up.
